Whether you love it or you hate it, Twitter is a gold mine for entertaining posts. Some are relatable, some are absurd, and some are downright funny. But we know your time is limited hygiene friends, so we've rounded up 10 hilarious dental themed tweets for your amusement. Enjoy!
1. You know you're a Dental Hygienist when...
You know you’re a Dental hygienist when you wipe down every part of the machines at the gym like it’s your op #dentalhygieneproblems @dthyproblems
— Mandy LaFever (@mandylafever) September 13, 2018
2. How often do you brush your teeth?
DENTIST: how often do u brush ur teeth
— jonny sun (@jonnysun) March 15, 2016
ME: twice a day.
DENTIST: and floss?
ME: tw--ttwice.
…
DENTIST: a day?
…
ME: i stand by wat i said.
3. Yes, I floss...
At the dental hygienist.
— GoldilocksZone (@1GoldilocksZone) August 25, 2018
Hygienist: Do you floss?
10yo: Yes, I floss *does the floss*
4. Always give proper @ credit!
I don’t appreciate when patients snap chat during the whole cleaning and don’t even @ me. @dthyproblems
— caitlin (@CaitlinClancyy) September 14, 2018
5. Where's the lobster?
The worst thing about dentists is they put that paper bib on you but they never bring you lobster.
— shauna (@goldengateblond) July 8, 2013
6. Hindsight is 20/20
My life would have been very different had I done anything with the same intensity as brushing my teeth on the day of a dentist appointment.
— Spanky McDutcherson (@thatdutchperson) July 29, 2015
7. Mr. Owl always was a wise one.
Mr. Owl, how many prophys does it take to get to the bottom of a prophy paste?? @dthyproblems pic.twitter.com/dhvINjoKEl
— abbie marie (@abagailmfinley) August 16, 2018
8. There's no crying...
There’s no crying in prophies. #dentalhygieneproblems
— Dental Hygiene Probs (@dthyproblems) September 26, 2018
9. Some life lessons should be learned before adulthood.
Becoming an adult is realizing that the the dental hygienist will ALWAYS know that you don't floss regularly no matter how many times you floss the night before.
— Shawn Lyman (@Shawnly_man) October 1, 2018
10. What kind of toothbrush do you use?
dental hygienist: What kind of toothbrush do you use?
— Angela Morabito (@AngelaLMorabito) August 9, 2018
me: Oral-B, I think, the soft bristle version
dental hygienist: Is it electric?
me: Nope it's...acoustic
🤦♀️