Dental Hygiene Horoscopes - August 2021

Aries

March 21 – April 19

You are a pioneer, Aries Hygienist, so put that trailblazing spirit to good use. You'll find that your schedule feels harmonious and sane after putting new practices in place. But don't let that quick temper get the better of you. Just because you've found the key to efficiency doesn't mean you get to lord it over everyone else.

Taurus

April 20 – May 20

You are full of brooding emotion this month, Taurus Hygienist. One minute you're up, the next you're down, and then suddenly you're spraying your boss in the knees with the air/water syringe "just 'cuz". But no one likes an emotional rollercoaster, so rein it in a bit.

Gemini

May 21 – June 20

If you feel like you've been stuck in rut, you can relax Gemini Hygienist. An exciting change is coming your way. This summer, you’ll benefit from a new job, a new love, or if you're really lucky, a new cordless handpiece. Either way, prepare for something BIG.  

Cancer

June 21 – July 22

Press pause on those risky plans for a minute, Cancer Hygienist. Funds could be temporarily tight this month. This may seem like a set-back but, in hindsight, you’ll see that it’s strangely beneficial. Perhaps it will prevent you from investing in the wrong loupes.

Leo

July 23 – August 22

Is that fur flying, Leo Hygienist? Whether you’re attempting to mediate between two warring parties or standing up for your rights, you're a central part of the drama this month. Try to temper that fierceness before you take it out on your patients.

Virgo

August 23 – September 22

Your obsessive need to clean every square inch of everything you own twice daily has come in handy, hasn't it Virgo Hygienist? The haters can hate, but at least you know you were right (as always). 

Libra

September 23 – October 22

Resist the urge to follow trends this month, Libra Hygienist. You may think those acid washed scrubs look hipster cool but everyone else thinks you tried to get varnish off your sleeves using bleach. Stick to the classics and save the trends for next month. 

Scorpio

October 23 – November 21

This could be your chance to start a lucrative side hustle, Scorpio Hygienist. Look for opportunities outside the op but be wary of anything that sounds too good to be true. Thinking murderous thoughts isn't a paid skillset, so be sure to play up your tenacity and determination. 

Sagittarius

November 22 – December 21

Your intuition is borderline psychic this month, Sagittarius Hygienist. You normally have a tendency to stick your foot in your mouth, but this month you know exactly what to say and when to say it. It's the perfect time to ask for those new hand instruments or that saddle chair you've been eyeing. 

Capricorn

December 22 – January 19

You know exactly what to do to calm your nerves, Capricorn Hygienist. However, organizing and reorganizing the supply closet may put a serious strain on your office relationships. Stick to rearranging the drawers in your own op when you need that mid-month mood fix.  

Aquarius

January 20 – February 18

Regarding that big question that’s been on your mind: the answer is yes, Aquarius Hygienist. You can stand in front of the autoclave to warm up your hands when they're as cold as the Arctic Circle. No, you cannot turn the thermostat up. 

Pisces

February 19 – March 20

Stain is your nemesis, Pisces Hygienist. But don’t despair, victory is within reach. It will require vigilant repetition of phrases such as "Despite what you read on the internet, flossing is actually good for you" and "Yes, you do need to brush your teeth every day," but if anyone can do it, you can.